The Perpetua McLain Song

Verse 1
It’s a quarter to eight,
Hell, we’re gonna be late
Coz it’s primetime
And we cannot wait
Chorus:
Here is the Perpetua McLain Show
Here is the Perpetua McLain Show
Verse 2
If you fancy a rest,
Get some dirt off your chest
Come and meet her,
You could be her guest
Chorus:
Bridge
It’s the way she walks She’s spectacular
The way she talks Such vernacular
She’s streets ahead So contemporary
She’s great in bed! She had better be
Verse 3
Sit down, take off your shoes
Phone in, tell us your views
Come and meet her
She’s hard to refuse
Chorus:
Ooooooh Perpetua McLain Show